Paint Ponies

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Blowing smoke from your lungs like a dragon that just ate a whole taco truck
I just Paint Ponied so hard I turned the ceiling into a disco ball
My cousin Paint Ponied in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal's office
I Paint Ponied on the bus and the driver thought I was a magician
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When you hit your lover’s butt so hard it might as well be a crime scene
I Paint Ponied my boyfriend so hard the neighbors called the cops
My mom Paint Ponied my dad and he still hasn’t forgiven her
I Paint Ponied my sister and she now walks like a robot
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