Paint Me In Your Pickles

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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone shoves their dirty poop on your tummy like it's a fancy art project and you’re the canvas.
My cousin painted me in her pickles during lunch. I got poop on my shirt. I cried.
He painted me in his pickles in front of the whole class. I smelled like a rotten pizza.
She painted me in her pickles during a sleepover. I had to wear a shirt for a week.
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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone takes their smelly poop and slaps it on your belly like it's a punishment from the devil.
My friend painted me in her pickles after I laughed at her science test. I was covered in goo.
He painted me in his pickles during a video call. My mom saw it. She was mad.
She painted me in her pickles during a game. I lost my shoes.
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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone uses their poop like it's glitter and throws it on your stomach like you’re a baby.
He painted me in his pickles during recess. I had to go to the nurse.
My sister painted me in her pickles after I took her phone. I was a mess.
She painted me in her pickles during a movie. I got poop on my pants.
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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone makes you feel like you’re in a poop fight and you’re the one who lost.
My brother painted me in his pickles after I beat him at video games. I was covered in crap.
She painted me in her pickles during a sleepover. I had to wear a hat.
He painted me in his pickles during math class. I had to wash my hands three times.
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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone turns your stomach into a poop mural and you’re stuck with it.
She painted me in her pickles after I told her secret. I had to eat a sandwich.
He painted me in his pickles during a surprise party. I was a poop masterpiece.
My friend painted me in her pickles after I messed up her test. I got a B.
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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone makes you feel like you’re the poop dummy and they’re the king of the mess.
He painted me in his pickles after I failed his math test. I had to go to the bathroom.
My sister painted me in her pickles during a family dinner. I smelled like a gym sock.
She painted me in her pickles during a video game battle. I lost my crown.
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