Paint it red

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A guy who spends cash on camo gear but only uses it to look cool at the grocery store. He claims he’s a real outdoorsman, but he lives in a townhouse and eats cereal for dinner.
My cousin bought a whole hunting vest and still can't shoot a single deer.
He wears his flannel like a cape and thinks that's enough to be a tough guy.
He tried to hunt once and got lost in the parking lot.
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Feeling so down you're ready to blow your brains out and let them splatter on the wall like confetti.
I got fired, got no money, and my cat left me.
My ex texted me and I cried for three hours.
My math test was so bad I wanted to die and leave a mess.
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Blowing your head off with a shotgun so hard the brains go flying like confetti and coat the ceiling.
He shot himself in the head and the ceiling got a brain splatter.
The guy screamed and then the ceiling got covered in goo.
The gun went off, brains flew, and the ceiling looked like a painting.
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Going on a total crazy rampage. Like you’re mad, drunk, and ready to cause chaos.
The party got wild and everyone started throwing stuff.
She broke the table and screamed like a banshee.
They danced on the roof and threw confetti at the cops.
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Trying so hard to hide a huge mistake that you end up making it worse. Like you're a kid who spilled glitter and tried to clean it up with a flamethrower.
He tried to cover up the mess and just made it look worse.
She tried to hide the mistake, but now the whole room is a disaster.
He tried to fix it and now the whole house is a mess.
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Going out to have a good time. No need for alcohol, just being wild and having fun with your friends.
They went to the bar, got drunk, and painted the town red.
He went to the party and had the best time of his life.
They danced all night and the town looked like a painting.
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Going to every single party in the city and partying all night. It has nothing to do with periods, that’s just a stupid rumor.
She went to five parties and still had energy.
He partied all night and didn't stop until morning.
They danced, drank, and painted the town red, and it had nothing to do with periods.
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