Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man is too lazy to wipe his butt and ends up leaving a brown gift on his lover’s cock

He didn’t even use toilet paper. Just a quick wipe and a stare.

His lover looked like he had been hit by a pile of smelly mush.

He said it was a ‘natural transfer’ of love and poop.

2

A gay man’s way of showing affection by giving his lover a free snack from his own butt

He called it a ‘love snack’ and left a trail of mess behind.

His lover was too tired to complain, but the smell was unforgettable.

He said it was the sweetest thing he had ever done.

3

When a guy is so lazy he uses his lover’s cock as a wipe and leaves a brown surprise

He just stood there with a grin and a pile of poop on his lover’s dick.

It was like a messy version of a hand job.

His lover was like, ‘You’re the messiest lover I’ve ever had.’

4

A guy giving his lover a surprise gift from his own butt without asking

He said it was a ‘brown love letter’ and left it on his lover’s cock.

The lover was like, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’

He called it a ‘love from the inside’ and left a trail of mess.

5

When a man’s butt is so dirty he turns his lover’s cock into a toilet seat

He didn’t even bother to clean up after himself.

His lover was like, ‘I think I just got a new job.’

He said it was the most romantic thing he had ever done.

6

When a lover is too lazy to wipe and ends up giving the other a free poop gift

He said it was a ‘love transfer’ and left a mess on his lover’s cock.

His lover was like, ‘I didn’t sign up for a new flavor of poop.’

He called it a ‘natural gift’ and left a brown surprise.