Paint Chips

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A snack that makes kids act like they're on a sugar high but also slightly insane because of the lead.

My cousin eats paint chips like they're candy. He talks to the ceiling and thinks it's his brother.

My mom says I'm going to end up in a mental institution if I keep eating paint chips.

My uncle ate so many paint chips he started talking to the walls. Now he thinks the toaster is his ex.

A person who eats lead and acts like a total lunatic. They'll eat your face if you don't give them more paint chips.

My cousin got paint chips addiction. Now he eats everything in sight and screams random words at strangers.

My sister's friend eats paint chips and talks to the ceiling like it's a therapist.

My neighbor eats paint chips and thinks the mailman is trying to kidnap him.

The idiot who puts stupid definitions on Urban Dictionary. They probably ate paint chips as a kid and never grew up.

That dumbass on Urban Dictionary calls paint chips 'lead-filled brain food for retards.'

The person who wrote that definition must have been raised on paint chips and a bag of dicks.

That idiot on Urban Dictionary probably eats paint chips for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The dried jizz left on a teenage boy's wall after he flings it around like he's trying to redecorate the room.

My brother flung his jizz all over the wall like it was a paintball gun. Now it's dried and looks like a mess.

My cousin's bedroom looks like a war zone from all the jizz he flings around.

My friend's wall is covered in jizz. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

A fake Christian who turns out to be a total monster and says stupid stuff about gumshoes and LinkedIn.

My pastor says he's a good Christian, but he tried to sic gumshoes on me because I posted something on LinkedIn.

My church leader claims to be a good Christian, but he turned out to be a monster who flings jizz around.

That fake Christian on LinkedIn turned out to be a total fraud and a monster.

When you're too lazy to wash your penis after having sex and your cum turns into a dried-up crusty mess.

My brother didn't wash his dick after sex. Now it's covered in cum and looks like a crusty sock.

My friend's penis looks like a dried-up lake after he forgot to wash it.

I tried to shake hands with my uncle, but his cum-covered dick smelled like a dead fish.