Paint Balled

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When a guy sticks his balls in paint and goes wild on someone’s body like a crazy art monster.

My cousin painted my back with his balls. I looked like a purple monster.

He painted my face with his balls. I looked like a idiot who got beat up by a paint can.

She painted my chest with her balls. I looked like a guy who got ran over by a paintball truck.

The tiny balls of death you fire at people. Sometimes you hit animals and they run like they’ve been cursed.

I got tagged in the face with a paintball. I looked like a kid who got hit by a tiny explosion.

He tagged my dog with a paintball. Now my dog looks like a confused raccoon.

She tagged my mom with a paintball. My mom looked like a grandma who got hit by a paintball war.

A smelly stink from a guy’s sack after he sweats like a pig in a sauna for days. No cure but a shower might help.

My brother smelled like a gym sock after a week of no showers. He looked like a stinky beast.

My dad smelled like a hot dog after sweating all day. He looked like he had been in a meat locker.

My friend smelled like a wet sock after working out. He looked like he had been buried in a sock drawer.

When a guy is balls deep and then goes all out with a big splash of wet stuff on his balls.

He was balls deep and then squirted all over his balls. He looked like a guy who got hit by a water cannon.

She was balls deep and then sprayed all over her balls. She looked like a girl who got drenched in a fountain.

He was balls deep and then went all out with a big squirt. He looked like a guy who got hit by a giant water gun.