Painsome

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So painful it feels like your grandma’s backside got run over by a truck and then set on fire.

My toothache is painsome. I can’t even eat pizza without crying.

That burn from the grill is painsome. I look like a roasted marshmallow with a soul.

My head feels painsome. I think I’ve been hit by a bowling ball.

More painful than getting yelled at by your mom and your math teacher at the same time.

This hangover is painsome. I think I’ve been tortured by a disco ball.

That paper cut is painsome. It’s like a tiny knife is stabbing me.

My feet are painsome. I walked through a lake of lava.

So painful it feels like you’ve been kicked by a donkey, then stepped on by a giant.

This headache is painsome. I think my brain is trying to escape.

My leg is painsome. It’s like a thousand needles are poking me.

That bruise is painsome. It’s like my skin is screaming for help.

So painful it feels like you got a wedgie from a grumpy ghost.

My back is painsome. It feels like I’ve been hit by a flamingo.

That blister is painsome. It’s like I’ve been stepped on by a hot pizza.

My elbow is painsome. I think it’s been stabbed by a pencil.

So painful it’s like your soul is being ripped out by a bunch of angry squirrels.

My stomach is painsome. I think I’ve been eaten by a burrito.

That sore is painsome. It’s like I’ve been punched by a ghost.

My ankle is painsome. It’s like it’s been kicked by a horse.