Painsley

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Painsley is the worst school ever. It’s like the universe threw up and made this place.

My kid got suspended for selling fags in the corridor. The teacher didn’t even care.

I tried to join the math club, but they told me I was too dumb for it.

The science teacher is a waste of oxygen, and I’m not even in the lower set.

Painsley is a place where teachers think they’re gods and students are just there to suffer.

My teacher called me an idiot in front of the whole class. I still don’t know why.

I got detention for swearing at the principal. He just smiled and said, 'Good for you.'

The staff think we’re all morons, and they’re probably right.

Painsley is like being stuck in a bad dream where nobody ever learns anything.

I failed English because I can’t tell the difference between to and too. I’m still confused.

The school lets kids drug deal behind the science block, and no one does anything about it.

I got left out of the cool club because I’m not in the high set. I guess I’m just not smart enough.