Painsexual

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A painsexual is someone who thinks that weird Naruto villain is the love of their life and acts like they’re gonna die if they don’t get a body pillow.

I would marry Sasuke if he gave me a body pillow and a side of ramen.

My crush is the villain who killed my favorite character. I literally cry every time he smiles.

I skipped school just to draw my painsexual villain on a napkin.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A painsexual is someone who gets hard-ons for bread in France, and also thinks that’s a real thing.

I had a dream about bread and it was hot and it was in France. I woke up screaming.

I tried to flirt with a baguette and it didn’t work. I’m a failure.

I kissed a croissant and it was like a romantic movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A painsexual is someone who is so obsessed with a weird Naruto villain they act like they’re in love with them and cry over stupid stuff.

I cried when my villain got beaten up by a random guy. I think he’s suffering.

I told my mom I was gonna die if I didn’t see my villain again.

I drew my villain on my face and called it a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 6d ago