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A piano that makes the pianist want to punch the keys and scream into a mic because the strings are so broken and it sounds like a dying animal getting hit by a truck.
I played the Paino and my ears are bleeding and I’m crying like a baby.
That Paino is louder than my ex’s loudspeaker during a breakup.
I tried playing the Paino and now I have a headache and a death wish.