PainMaker

I tried to paint my room, and he turned it into a war zone. My walls are now screaming.

He painted my dog’s face, and now it looks like it’s about to cry.

He said he was helping. Now my house looks like a toddler threw a paint party.

He painted my arms, and now I look like a rainbow exploded on me.

He painted my forehead, and now I can’t stop people from laughing at me.

He painted my shoes, and now I walk like I’ve got a neon sign on my feet.

He painted my kitchen, and now it looks like a toddler’s nightmare.

He painted my ceiling, and now I live under a neon jungle.

He painted my dog’s tail, and now it’s got a full-on glitter obsession.

He painted my bathroom, and now I think I’m in a nightmare.

He painted my cat, and now it looks like it’s wearing a clown suit.

He painted my car, and now it looks like it was hit by a paint explosion.

He painted my face, and now I look like a rainbow that got in a fight.

He painted my dog’s ears, and now they look like they’ve been through a war.

He painted my door, and now it’s got more personality than I do.