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Friends who keep hurting each other like it's a sport. No one wins. Everyone bleeds.
My ex and I still text. We just argue about who’s the bigger idiot.
My cousin and her boyfriend scream at each other every day. They still eat breakfast together.
My mom and her best friend fight like cats. But they still go to each other’s weddings.
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People who are stuck together like glue. Even when they’re both covered in poop.
My brother and his friend still hang out. They argue about video games. Every. Single. Day.
My friend’s parents still talk. They just yell about money. And the dog.
My uncle and his brother still go to the same bar. They just kick each other out every week.
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Friends who act like they’re in a war. But they still show up to the same fights.
My sister and her best friend scream at each other. But they still go to the same parties.
My coworker and his friend argue about coffee. They still eat lunch together.
My neighbor and his buddy fight like they’re in a movie. But they still mow each other’s lawns.
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Friends who put up with each other’s nonsense. Like they’re stuck in a time loop of misery.
My friend and his roommate argue about the TV volume. They still share the same couch.
My cousin and her friend fight about music. But they still go to the same concerts.
My friend’s parents scream at each other. But they still eat the same meals.
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Friends who are like a broken relationship. But they still hang out. Just don’t talk about it.
My friend and his ex still hang out. But they avoid talking about the breakup.
My neighbor and his friend still go to the same restaurant. They just don’t mention the fight.
My coworker and her friend still chat. But they never bring up the argument.
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Friends who are like a bad breakup. But instead of breaking up, they just keep making more pain.
My brother and his friend argue about sports. They still watch every game together.
My friend and her best friend fight about pizza. But they still order together.
My mom and her best friend scream at each other. They still go to the same movies.
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