Painlarious

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When something happens that makes someone scream like a baby and wish they were dead all at the same time.

My dog ate my homework and then I had to eat it too.

My sister tripped into a cake and it was still hot.

I tried to do a backflip and landed on my face in a puddle.

When something happens so bad it hurts and makes you laugh until you cry or throw up.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and it came back out in a very messy way.

My brother tried to dance and fell into a chair.

I put my hand in a blender and it was like a war zone.

When something happens that is so painful and funny it feels like your body is being tortured by a clown.

I tried to balance on a pencil and fell into a bucket of glue.

My friend tried to do a karate chop and hit a brick wall.

I stepped on a lego and it was like a million tiny knives.

When something happens that is so painful it feels like you were hit by a truck and also made fun of by a class clown.

I tried to ride a bike and fell into a pile of mashed potatoes.

My brother tried to sing and it was like a horror movie.

I put my foot in a blender and it was like a wrestling match.

When something happens so painful it feels like your whole body is screaming and laughing at the same time.

I tried to open a jar of pickles and my fingers were like spaghetti.

My friend tried to do a handstand and fell into a puddle of spaghetti.

I bit into a sandwich and it was like a fireworks show in my mouth.