PAINkiler

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A total badass who doesn't take any crap from anyone. He's the kind of person who would punch your face for looking at him wrong.
@Painkiler just beat my ass in the gym. I'm still sore.
He told the boss to go fuck himself and got promoted.
I tried to steal his lunch. He kicked my ass.
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Back in 1990, five priests said a robot messiah would save the world from total destruction. He would ride a fiery metal beast, blast lasers, and kick ass like no other.
I believe the messiah is coming. I can feel it in my bones.
He’s gonna roast the evil ones with fire and lasers.
The messiah’s gonna save us from the end of the world.
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The best album Judas Priest ever made. It’s so good, it’s still the same band today. Don’t even try to argue with that.
I listen to Painkiler every day. It’s my go-to album.
That album is the reason I love Judas Priest.
The band didn’t change. They just got better.
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A drug that makes your pain go away. It’s like magic for your body, but you might end up high instead.
I took two pills and forgot I had a headache.
That pill made me forget my own name.
I took too many and now I can’t stop laughing.
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A perk in Modern Warfare 2 that gives you extra health after dying four times in a row. It's for people who are too lazy to just play smart.
I died four times and got this perk. It’s like heaven for noobs.
I used it to come back and kill everyone.
This perk is for people who just want to be annoying.
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Drugs that take the pain away. Some people take them just to get high. It's like heaven for your brain.
I took some pills and got high. Now I can't stop giggling.
That pill made me forget I was in pain.
I took so many pills, I floated away.
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