Painite

Fresh Trending

4 views · Added 6d ago · 2 definitions

1
A painite is like a lost sock in a laundry machine. You don’t find them easy. You just randomly bump into them. When you do, you think they’re the most beautiful, perfect thing ever. And then you realize you’re gonna be stuck with them forever.
Found my painite at the grocery store. Didn’t even know they existed.
Dropped my phone in a pond. My painite found it for me.
My painite showed up at my door with a pizza and a weird message.
2
Painite is so rare, it’s like finding a golden goose in a trash can. People said it’s the rarest mineral. But I say it’s the rarest human being. And I’ve seen some crazy stuff.
My painite showed up in my DMs with a photo of a pizza and a question about my life.
I thought I was alone. Then my painite showed up and asked if I wanted fries with that.
My painite sent me a text at 3 a. m. and it just said 'I’m here.'
xs