Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your body is screaming at you like a toddler who lost their favorite toy and you're too tired to care.

My foot feels like it's on fire and I just stepped on a brick that was hiding in my sock.

My head is exploding and I have no idea why.

I feel like I was run over by a truck and I didn't even do anything wrong.

2

When you try to walk normally but your foot feels like it's been tortured by a ninja.

I stepped on a Lego and now my foot is in a warzone.

I walked on a brick and it's like I stepped on a hot pan.

My foot is screaming and I just want to die.

3

When you try to rescue an ice cube and end up getting your hand stuck in a blender like it's your worst enemy.

I tried to get my ice cube out and now my hand is in a blender like it's my arch nemesis.

I stuck my hand in the blender and it's like it's trying to kill me.

I reached in to get my ice cube and now I'm stuck in a blender like it's my life.

4

When your brain is crying and your body is screaming and you're just trying to survive life.

My brain is crying and my body is screaming and I'm just trying to survive.

I feel like I was dumped by life and I didn't even do anything wrong.

I'm so sad I could cry and I'm so tired I could sleep for a week.

5

A word the French use to describe something that tastes like bread and smells like regret.

The French say 'pain' and it sounds like bread but tastes like regret.

I think the French use 'pain' to describe bread that tastes like it's been through a war.

Pain is the French word for bread, and I think it's a lie.

6

Something Bruno Mars would do if he had no idea what a good time was.

Bruno Mars would go through pain if he had no idea what a good time was.

Bruno Mars would step on a Lego just to feel the pain.

Bruno Mars would stick his hand in a blender just to feel the pain.

7

When you’re left with nothing but your ears, and your life is a screaming, screaming mess.

I was left with my ears and I'm screaming at the top of my lungs.

My life is a screaming mess and I have no idea why.

I was left with my ears and I'm just screaming at life.