Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pain so bad it makes you want to scream and cry at the same time

My wisdom teeth came out and I felt like my face was on fire.

I got hit by a truck and still managed to text my mom.

My chicken pox looked like a war zone and I was in agony.

2

A type of pain that makes you wish you were dead, but not in a cool way

I ate a whole pizza and felt like my stomach was on fire.

My toe got smashed by a door and I cried like a baby.

I got bit by a dog and it felt like a thousand needles.

3

When the pain is so strong it feels like your body is betraying you

I ran a marathon and my legs were screaming at me.

I got a tattoo and it felt like my skin was on fire.

My hangover was so bad I thought I was dying.

4

Pain that makes you want to throw things, cry, and possibly curse your existence

My back went out and I threw my pillow at the wall.

I got a paper cut and it felt like a knife fight.

My toothache was so bad I cursed my dentist.

5

A pain so bad it makes you question why you ever decided to be alive

I got hit by a baseball and it felt like my arm was on fire.

I ate spicy food and my mouth was screaming.

I got stuck in a chair and it felt like my legs were being tortured.

6

When pain is so intense it makes you want to scream, cry, and maybe eat a whole cake

I got a burn and it felt like my skin was melting.

I got kicked by a horse and I cried like a baby.

My earache was so bad I ate an entire cake in one sitting.