Paingerous

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When your body feels like it’s on fire and your brain is screaming at you for no good reason.

My tooth was so bad I felt like my face was being roasted by a dragon.

I got hit by a car and still didn’t cry, I just cussed a lot.

My back felt like it had been run over by a semi and a bunch of angry raccoons.

When something is not going to kill you, but it might as well try.

That bruise from the coffee table looked like it was going to stay for the rest of my life.

I tripped on the stairs and landed like a sack of bricks.

My toe was so swollen I thought it was going to explode and take my foot with it.