Painfully Thick

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So thick, it's like your head is full of bricks and your brain is screaming in agony.
My uncle's head looks like a brick wall. I swear his brain is yelling at him.
This guy's forehead is so thick, it should have a warning label.
My cousin's head is so thick, it's like he swallowed a whole sandwich.
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So thick, it’s like your head is made of concrete and it’s cracking under the pressure.
My neighbor’s head looks like it’s about to explode from all the concrete inside.
This guy walks like he’s got a brick on his head and a hammer in his hand.
My brother’s head is so thick, it's like it’s been through a war.
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So thick, it’s like your head is trying to take over your body and it’s not holding back.
My dad’s head is so thick, it’s like it’s trying to push his body out of the way.
This guy’s head is so big, it should have its own ZIP code.
My friend’s head is so thick, it’s like it’s got a full-time job.
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