Painfully Bullish

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When your brain gets smashed by how awesome everything is because of great leaders, wild ideas, and people who actually like each other.

I saw the new product and my brain exploded. It was beautiful.

My boss said we're changing the world and I believed him. I was wrong.

That team vibe is so strong it gave me a headache.

When you're so high on life that you think you're the reason everything is going right, and it's actually just the coffee.

I thought I was the reason the app launched. It was the caffeine.

I claimed I invented the idea. It was just a tweet.

I said I was the best leader. I was just high.

When you're so in love with a plan that you forget to check if it makes any sense, and then you get yelled at.

I told them we’d win. Then I got yelled at for not checking the math.

I believed the plan was perfect. It wasn't. I got roasted.

I said we'd rule the world. Then the boss said, 'We're barely surviving.'

When you're so excited about a project that you start talking to your plants about it, and they don't respond.

I told my cactus about the new project. It didn't care.

I was so pumped I started whispering to my desk. It didn't listen.

I said the app was going to change the world. My plants rolled their eyes.

When you're so obsessed with being the best that you forget to breathe, and then you pass out.

I was so determined to be the best I forgot to breathe. I passed out.

I was so focused on winning I didn't notice the smoke. I fainted.

I was so proud of my team I forgot to eat. I collapsed.