Painfully Average

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A painfully average person is like the boring kid who sits in the middle of the class and never says anything. They’re so average, they’re like the default setting on a sad phone.
My cousin is so average, he even got a 5 on his report card. That’s the worst grade you can get and still be okay.
My mom says I’m average. I’m like, ‘Is that a compliment or a curse?’
My math teacher is painfully average. He’s like a 5 out of 10, and I’m tired of being stuck in the middle.
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A painfully average Rocket League car setup is like when a kid copies their brother’s homework and still doesn’t get the right answer. It’s just a mess and no one knows why it looks that way.
My friend’s Rocket League car looks like it was made by a kid who just copied their brother’s homework and failed math.
That Rocket League setup is so average, it’s like it was made by someone who didn’t even know what a car was.
I saw a car setup so average, it looked like a kid used a crayon to draw it on a napkin.
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