painful tortoise

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when someone shoves rusty screws into their butt and then lets them grow for a month before pulling them out like a bad tattoo

my cousin tried this and now he walks like a crab

i saw it on tiktok and had to do it too

the nurse cried when she pulled the last one out

when you eat a whole bag of thumbtacks and then go to the bathroom and explode like a piñata full of spikes

my dog did this and now he can’t sit down without screaming

i did it for a bet and it was worth every second

the toilet paper got stabbed too

when you get a giant nail up your backside and then run a lawnmower over it while wearing socks

my uncle did this at a family reunion and no one spoke to him for weeks

i tried it and now i sleep on a bed of rocks

the neighbor heard the scream and called the cops