Painful to read

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A book that makes your brain want to quit and take a nap in a garbage can.

The teacher handed me this book and said, 'Read it or die.' I almost cried.

My dog read the book and looked at me like I betrayed him.

I tried to read it and my brain started screaming, 'I give up!'

A book so bad, it makes you wish you were never born and your mom had a baby with a cat.

I read one page and felt like I was in a horror movie.

My friend read it and started crying in the hallway.

My brother read it and now he talks to a chicken.

A book that turns your brain into a meat grinder and your soul into a popsicle.

I read it and my brain came out my ears.

My sister read it and now she thinks she's a toaster.

My dog read it and ran away screaming, 'I don't want to be a book anymore!'