Painful Mary

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When you blast your girlfriend’s boobs with a shotgun like she owes you money.

I shot my ex’s tits off because she forgot my birthday.

My girlfriend’s boobs are now a mess because I used my shotgun on them.

I turned my girlfriend into a meat pie with a single blast.

When you take a shotgun and turn your girlfriend’s boobs into confetti.

I shot my girlfriend’s tits off because she called me fat.

Shotgun time. My girlfriend’s boobs are now a mess.

I used my shotgun on her tits because she was being annoying.

When you make your girlfriend’s boobs look like they were hit by a truck.

My girlfriend’s tits look like they got hit by a truck because I shot them.

Shotgun in hand, I destroyed my girlfriend’s boobs for no reason.

I shot my girlfriend’s tits off just because I felt like it.