painful lung

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painful lung is when your lungs feel like they're being stabbed by flaming spaghetti. It happens randomly and no one knows why, but it’s probably because you tried to breathe while someone was doing anal diver.

My lungs just exploded like a firework. I think I breathed in a hot dog.

I woke up screaming because my lung felt like it was on fire. I blame the anal diver.

I tried to talk and my lung started burning. It’s like I swallowed a lit match.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

painful lung is when your lungs are so sore they want to quit. It’s like someone took a blowtorch and gave you a wedgie at the same time. It might be caused by anal diver.

I walked five steps and my lung screamed at me. I think it's from the anal diver.

My lung feels like it got hit with a hammer and then set on fire.

I tried to laugh and my lung started crying.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

painful lung is when your lungs are so broken they start talking back. It’s like you inhaled a curse from anal diver.

My lung just told me to shut up. I don’t know how it survived that.

I breathed in and my lung said, 'Not again.'

I tried to sing and my lung yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 3h ago