Painful butterflies

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When you see someone so hot your gut turns into a punch bag full of fluttering farts that hurt like hell.

I saw my crush at the mall and my gut felt like it had a thousand farts fighting inside it.

The guy at the coffee shop looked like a god and my stomach went to war.

My best friend’s new boyfriend walked in and my gut got a black eye.

Your gut gets a migraine from seeing someone so fine it makes your insides do the cha-cha and scream.

I saw my ex and my gut did the cha-cha while yelling my ex’s name.

The girl in my math class walked in and my stomach had a migraine.

My neighbor’s dog looked so cute my gut did a cha-cha and cried.

Your stomach gets a bad case of the flutters so strong it feels like your insides are being kicked by a donkey.

I saw my crush in the hallway and my stomach got kicked by a donkey.

My teacher walked in and my stomach thought it was being punished.

My dog saw a squirrel and my gut got kicked by a donkey.