Painfall

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A fall so bad it feels like your bones are screaming at you. Usually happens when you’re on a skateboard, bike, or scooter and you’re too stupid to watch where you’re going.
I face-planted my bike and now my knee is crying.
My scooter flipped me like I was a pancake.
I fell off my skateboard so hard my brain said hello.
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When someone powerful gets knocked down so hard they go from king to beggar. Usually because they messed up big time and everyone laughed at them.
The cop got caught eating donuts on duty and got fired.
The boss got caught stealing and got booted out.
The mayor got caught in a lie and got booed out of town.
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People who are so ugly they make your eyes bleed. Like they were born in a trash can and forgot to wash their face.
That guy looks like he slept in a sock.
She has a face that could scare a ghost.
He’s so ugly even the sidewalk avoids him.
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