Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A b*tch from Final Fantasy X-2 who pretends to be cool but is actually hiding her messed-up past. She’s got a temper and acts like she doesn’t need anyone, but she does.

Why did you leave me at the mall? I had a date!

You called me a loser in front of my crush.

You didn’t even help me with my math homework.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A goth girl who wears black and acts like she’s the most mysterious person in Final Fantasy X-2, even though she’s just trying to look cool.

I wore black today and nobody noticed me.

I tried to look like a vampire but I just looked like a sad kid.

I tried to scare my brother and he laughed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

The guy who plays Subspace like it’s a war and he’s the general. He’s the best and he knows it.

I beat you in Subspace 10 times and you still think you’re the best.

You called me a noob in front of my friends.

You cheated and I saw you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

Paine is a sweetheart who laughs at your jokes and hangs out with you even when you’re being a pain in the a**.

He texted me 10 times just to ask how my day was.

He brought me snacks even though I didn’t ask.

He helped me with my homework even though he didn’t need to.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

A tiny piece of plastic that bites your foot like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re the only one left.

I stepped on a Lego and it felt like my foot was on fire.

I had to walk on my tiptoes for the rest of the day.

I told my mom I was going to kill the Lego.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

When you stick your hand in a blender and the ice cube decides it’s going to fight you like it’s in a movie.

I got a bruise on my hand and I had to take my shirt off.

I screamed so loud my brother came out of his room.

I told the blender it was going to regret that.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Pain is when life gives you a slap in the face and you’re too tired to fight back. It could be a cut, or a broken heart, or just feeling like everything is going wrong.

I fell off my bike and my knee was bleeding.

My crush broke up with me and I cried in the shower.

I got a bad grade and I screamed at my math book.

by Slangipedia 6d ago