painday

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a day when your body feels like it’s been run over by a truck full of angry raccoons
I woke up today and my legs were screaming at me. Painday, baby.
My back is so sore I think it's going to punch me in the face. This is Painday.
I feel like I got hit with a brick. Classic Painday.
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when life gives you a headache and you get it in your pants
My head is so loud I think it’s going to explode. It’s Painday.
I can’t even look at my phone without crying. Definitely Painday.
This pain is like my body is being tortured by a group of sadistic clowns.
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when your body screams and you just want to die
I feel like I’m going to die from this pain. It’s Painday.
My bones are on strike. This is the worst Painday ever.
This pain is so bad my dog is crying with me.
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