paindagarten

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when a tiny kindergartener gets stuck in a battle for survival because their mom is yelling at them while they're screaming from a stomach that feels like it's on fire and the doctor just says 'have you tried peeing?' and it all goes away

my kid looked like he was about to die but then he peed and said 'i feel better' and i cried

the doctor asked my son if he had tried urinating and he said 'no, i tried screaming'

mom was screaming so loud the doctor thought she was the one in pain

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a kid gets into a deadly war with their stomach while mom is yelling and then the doctor asks if they tried peeing and it all fixes itself like magic

my kid was screaming so loud i thought he was going to explode but then he peed

the doctor said 'have you tried peeing?' and my kid said 'no, i tried dying'

mom was yelling at the doctor for not knowing how to fix a stomach

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a tiny kid gets into a life-or-death struggle with their belly while mom is screaming and then the doctor asks if they tried peeing and it all goes away like nothing happened

my son was crying so hard he looked like he was going to die but then he peed and said 'i feel better'

doctor asked my kid 'have you tried peeing?' and he said 'no, i tried yelling'

mom was screaming at the doctor because she thought it was her stomach that was in pain

by Slangipedia 2h ago