Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A time when pain goes on vacation. You get to be a boss and pain gets to sit in a traffic jam.

I'm taking a paincation because my foot feels like it's been run over by a truck.

My back is on paincation, and it's finally getting a massage instead of me.

This paincation is the best thing since sliced bread and my mom's yelling.

2

When pain gets fired and you get a raise in the form of no more agony.

I'm on a paincation because my head is taking a break from thinking about my life.

My tooth is on a paincation, and I'm not even flossing anymore.

This paincation is so good, I might forget my own name.

3

A break from pain so good, it makes your mom proud and your enemies cry.

My knees are on a paincation, and I'm walking like I own the sidewalk.

I'm on a paincation, and my brain is finally getting a nap.

This paincation is better than my last vacation and my ex's last text.

4

A fancy word for when pain goes to jail and you get to be the king of no more hurting.

I'm on a paincation because my stomach is finally taking a break from my bad decisions.

My back is on a paincation, and I'm sitting on a throne made of pillows.

This paincation is so good, my dog is dancing for me.

5

A holiday for pain, where it gets to relax and you get to scream into a pillow.

I'm on a paincation because my shoulder is taking a break from my life.

My foot is on a paincation, and I'm finally walking like a human being.

This paincation is so good, my mom is taking a break from yelling.

6

When pain takes a lunch break and you get to be the boss of your own happiness.

I'm on a paincation because my leg is finally getting a vacation from my running habits.

My back is on a paincation, and I'm getting a massage instead of a lecture.

This paincation is so good, even my dog is taking a nap.