Painbreaded

I gave my dog a whole loaf of bread and now he’s screaming like a banshee.

That cat ate bread and now it looks like it’s been tortured.

My parrot tried to eat bread and now it’s just a sad, bread-covered bird.

That puffin looked happy until it choked on a bread stick and died mid-flight.

I fed my puffin bread and now it’s just a dead puffin on the floor.

The puffin was fine until it saw the bread stick. Now it’s just a puffin-shaped meatball.