Painballer

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A person who loves getting their junk kicked during sex. They’re basically asking for it and probably deserve it.

Bro, why are you moaning like you’ve been stabbed? You’re a painballer, man.

My girlfriend’s a painballer. I’ve been in the hospital twice.

He’s a painballer. I’ve seen him get hit with a brick and still say it felt good.

A dumb game in Oregon where people fight with pool balls like they’re in a cage match. No mercy. No breaks. Just pure embarrassment.

My cousin got stuck in a painballer game. He still can’t walk straight.

I played painballer once. I got knocked out and I didn’t even win.

That table’s not a pool table. It’s a torture chamber.

A dirty word for paintball. Paintballers are wimps who scream like babies when they get hit. Airsofters laugh at them.

Paintballers? Please. I’ve been shot with bullets and I still win.

My brother’s a painballer. He cried when I hit him with a ball.

Paintballers are the worst. They’re like crybabies with a gun.

A game where you fight with pool balls like they’re your enemies. If you drop your ball, you lose. No excuses.

I lost a painballer game because I dropped my ball. I’m still ashamed.

My friend’s a painballer champ. He’s got a broken nose and a bruised ego.

That game is brutal. I’ve got a black eye from painballer.

A game where you hit people in the face with balls for points. It’s like getting hit with a brick and getting a trophy for it.

I got hit in the face three times. I got 3 points. That’s not fair.

Painballer is just a fancy word for getting hit in the face.

I’ve got a nosebleed from painballer. It’s worth it.

When you shoot someone in the junk with a paintball gun. It’s not just pain. It’s pure agony and humiliation.

He got shot in the junk. He cried like a baby. That’s painballer.

I shot my brother in the junk. He still hates me.

Painballer is the best way to ruin someone’s day.