Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Anal sex that feels like someone is stabbing you with a hot fork, unless she's into getting tortured.

My girlfriend called me a beast after I did this to her.

He said it was like a fire truck crashed in his butt.

She laughed through the pain and called it a ‘booty bootcamp’.

2

When a guy shoves his dong or something that looks like it into your butt so hard it feels like it's going to come out your mouth.

He yelled, ‘I’m gonna split you in half!’ and I believed him.

It felt like I had a brick shoved up my backside.

She texted me, ‘I think I just got a new tattoo.’

3

Painal is just a fancy word for when your butt is screaming for mercy, and your girl is either a masochist or just loves watching you suffer.

My guy texted me, ‘You’re a masochist, I swear.’

She said it felt like someone was doing a karate chop on her insides.

He called it his ‘butt masterpiece’ and I called him a sadist.

4

That feeling when your butt is on fire, and you're either crying or pretending you're not.

I walked into work with tears in my eyes and a smile on my face.

He said it felt like he was being roasted alive.

She texted me, ‘I’m going to die in 5 minutes.’

5

When your first time doing anal is like getting hit with a sledgehammer and you're either in shock or just really into pain.

He said, ‘I felt like I had a bear inside my butt.’

She called it the ‘worst first date ever’ but still asked him out again.

He texted me, ‘I think I just broke my rectum.’

6

A type of anal sex that’s 43% more painful than normal, like you’re being tortured by a math teacher.

He said it felt like he had a calculator in his butt.

She called it the ‘math of pain’ and hated it.

He texted me, ‘I’m going to fail algebra because of this.’

7

When your butt is so annoyed it’s like your whole body is a pain in the ass.

He said, ‘I’m a pain in the ass, and I’m proud.’

She laughed and said, ‘You’re the most annoying person I know.’

He texted me, ‘You’re a pain in the ass, and I love it.’