Painality

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When something is so bad it feels like your butt is on fire and your soul is screaming.

My guy tried to fit a melon in me and I felt like I was being tortured by a giant pickle.

I had painality so bad I cried during the movie and then cried during the credits.

My guy said it was 'the best painality ever' and I just wanted to die.

Anal sex that feels like someone is stabbing you with a spoon and then setting your butt on fire.

He hit me so hard I thought my butt was gonna pop off and start a fire.

I told my guy I was a masochist and he took it as a challenge.

She begged for more painality and I gave it to her like it was my job.

When you shove a penis or something else in there so hard it feels like your butt is being kicked by a donkey.

He shoved so hard I thought my butt was gonna sprout legs and run away.

I told him to go slower and he went full donkey mode.

He did it so fast I didn't even have time to scream.

Short for 'painful anal' and it’s when you like it so much you’re willing to scream for more.

I told my guy I liked painal so much I could do it every day.

She screamed so loud during painal I got a free donut from the guy next to me.

He said painal was the best thing since sliced bread and I believed him.

When anal sex hurts so much it feels like you're being sat on by a grumpy elephant in a board meeting.

I was in a board meeting and got painal so bad I had to leave and cry in the bathroom.

She was so sore from painal she couldn’t sit down for a week.

He did it during a Zoom call and I had to turn off my camera.

A type of anal sex that is 43% more painful and feels like your butt is being burned with a flaming sword.

It was 43% more painal and I felt like I was being attacked by a flaming sword.

He said it was the most painal ever and I just wanted to die.

I told him it was 43% more painful and he just laughed and kept going.

When something is so annoying it feels like your butt is being kicked by a very angry raccoon.

He was so annoying I felt like my butt was being kicked by a raccoon.

She was such a pain in the ass I wanted to scream.

He was the worst pain in the ass I had ever met.