pain-wimp

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A human who screams like a toddler getting hit by a truck whenever they feel the slightest ache.

My back hurts a little and I’m already crying in my soup.

I got a paper cut and now I’m calling 911.

They stubbed their toe and said it was the end of the world.

A person who turns every little hurt into a full-blown drama with swearing, tears, and maybe a tantrum.

I got bit by a mosquito and now I’m yelling at the sky.

They twisted their ankle and said it was like being stabbed.

A pinprick made them say they were going to die.

Someone who acts like they’re dying from a paper cut when everyone else is fine.

I got a tiny bruise and now I’m telling my mom I can’t go to school.

They got a little burn and are already texting the doctor.

A small scrape made them say they were going to need stitches.

The kind of person who cries like they lost their best friend whenever something minor hurts.

They got a tiny pinch and started sobbing like it was the end times.

I got a little bump and now they’re saying I’m going to die from it.

A slight ache made them go full-on meltdown.

A human who makes every tiny pain sound like the apocalypse is coming.

They got a little scratch and now they’re saying it’s going to kill them.

I got a small bruise and they said it was the worst thing ever.

They stubbed their toe and cried like someone stole their soul.