Pain Turkey

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A fake sick person who thinks they’re the main event in the drama of pain.

My doctor called me a pain turkey after I said I had 10 broken bones.

I’m not faking it, I swear I have a pain turkey in my class.

She’s a pain turkey and her pain is just a side show.

A person who’s so fake about their pain it makes your headache worse.

He’s a pain turkey and his fake pain is louder than my alarm clock.

My mom says I’m a pain turkey because I fake my pain every day.

That kid’s a pain turkey and he faked his pain for 3 years.

A person who’s so fake they think they’re in a hospital commercial.

That guy’s a pain turkey and he’s trying to get a free pizza.

She’s a pain turkey and her pain is just a script.

He’s a pain turkey and he’s trying to get out of gym class.