Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your pain is so bad it makes you swear like a sailor on a stormy sea

My tooth hurts so much I just yelled 'f**k this sh**' at my mom.

I got hit by a car and said 's**t, b**ches, f**k this!'

My back is on fire and I'm screaming 'm**f**r, I'm gonna die!'

2

You're in so much pain you can't help but drop F-bombs like it's your job

I broke my leg and said 'f**k, f**k, f**k!' the whole way to the hospital.

My headache is so bad I just yelled 'f**k you, b**ch, I'm gonna sleep!' at my dog.

I ate a whole pie and shouted 'f**k this, I'm f**ked!'

3

Your pain is so intense it turns your mouth into a swear factory

My stomach hurts so much I said 's**t, f**k, d**n!' while eating cereal.

My toe is swollen and I screamed 'f**k, m**f**r, s**t!' at my brother.

My arm is broken and I said 'd**n, f**k, b**ch!' when I tried to move it.

4

You're in such pain you swear like you're being tortured by a group of f**ks

My knee hurts so bad I yelled 'f**k, s**t, d**n!' at my neighbor.

I got a paper cut and screamed 'f**k this, b**ch!' at my pencil.

My nose is bleeding and I said 'm**f**r, s**t, f**k!' at my mirror.

5

Your pain is so bad it forces you to swear even when you're trying not to

My ankle was twisted and I said 'f**k, s**t, d**n!' even though I wanted to be quiet.

My head hurts so much I yelled 'f**k you, b**ch!' at my cat.

I had to take a pill and said 's**t, f**k, m**f**r!' even though I was trying to be nice.

6

You're in so much pain your mouth just won't stop swearing

My foot is on fire and I said 'f**k, s**t, d**n!' even while I was walking.

My eye is swollen and I yelled 'm**f**r, b**ch, f**k!' at my brother.

My stomach hurts so bad I said 's**t, f**k, d**n!' even when I was eating.