Pain Pills

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Ass candy for people who’ve had their guts ripped out and are too broke to scream.

My back feels like it’s on fire and I just took two of these ass candies and now I’m ready to fight the whole world.

These pain pills are like the only thing keeping me from crying in my soup.

I took one of these and now I can walk. I took two and now I can walk with a grin.

Magic beans for people who’ve been through hell and back and still need a damn break.

These pain pills are the only thing keeping me from ripping my hair out and throwing it at the doctor.

I took one of these and now my whole body feels like it’s been massaged by a god.

I took two of these and I’m ready to take on the world, or at least my ex.

The only thing keeping people from screaming into the void and crying like babies.

I took one of these and now I can actually talk without sounding like I just got hit by a truck.

These pills are like a life jacket for my soul.

Without these pain pills, I’d be screaming in the shower like a banshee.