Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you jerk off so much your skin comes off like a bad relationship

My foreskin looked like a peeled banana after my fourth round of solo sex.

I was so busy trying to beat my high score I forgot my skin was there.

I came so hard my skin was flaking off like confetti at a funeral.

2

When your foreskin gets so sore it feels like a goat kicked you

I looked like a sad octopus after my morning masturbation session.

I had to take a break because my skin was screaming.

I peed on my hand to soothe the pain it was that bad.

3

When you rub your junk so much it starts to fall apart

I was so busy pleasing myself I forgot my skin was a part of me.

My foreskin looked like it had been through a war.

I had to wear a bandage just to go to school.

4

When your skin starts to cry because you touched it too much

I made my foreskin cry after I went for a 2-hour marathon of self-love.

My skin was so sad it started peeling like a bad pizza.

I felt bad for my foreskin after I used it like a rag.

5

When you rub your thing so much it goes to jail

My foreskin got locked up after I tortured it for an hour.

It was like a prison break for my skin.

I had to give my foreskin a lawyer because it was that broken.

6

When your foreskin gets so sore it starts to talk to you

My foreskin whispered 'stop' after I touched it 100 times.

I had a full conversation with my skin before it fell off.

It told me I was the worst person ever after my 3 a. m. session.