Pain Mountain

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Pain Mountain is when you're so sore you think you're climbing a mountain made of broken bones and regret. It’s like your body is on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy.
I just ran a marathon and my legs are Pain Mountain.
After that karate class, I was like, 'I'm on Pain Mountain and I'm not coming down.'
My back is so stiff, I swear I'm climbing Pain Mountain in my sleep.
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Pain Mountain is when you're in so much pain you’re ready to quit life, but you still have to finish your homework.
I ate three pizzas and now I'm on Pain Mountain.
My wisdom teeth are giving me Pain Mountain vibes.
After that workout, I was like, 'I'm on Pain Mountain and I'm not even halfway up.'
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Pain Mountain is when you feel like you're being tortured by a million tiny monkeys, and you're still wearing your pajamas.
I stayed up too late and now I'm on Pain Mountain.
After that party, I felt like I was on Pain Mountain.
I got hit by a truck and now I’m on Pain Mountain.
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Pain Mountain is when your body is so wrecked it feels like you just fought a giant and lost.
That workout was like Pain Mountain on steroids.
After that party, I was like, 'I fought a giant and lost, and I'm on Pain Mountain.'
My body is like a war zone, and I'm on Pain Mountain.
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Pain Mountain is when your pain is so real you’re ready to cry, but you still have to fake a smile for your mom.
I got a bad haircut and I was on Pain Mountain.
My mom asked how I was, and I said, 'I'm on Pain Mountain, but I'm still faking a smile for you.'
That exam was like Pain Mountain and my mom was watching.
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Pain Mountain is when your pain is so bad you’re thinking about getting a new job just to escape it.
After that shift at work, I was like, 'I'm on Pain Mountain and I'm thinking about quitting.'
My back is killing me, and I’m on Pain Mountain.
That meeting was like Pain Mountain, and I’m thinking about getting a new job.
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