Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

your body is screaming for mercy like it’s your last day on earth and you forgot to bring snacks

My wisdom teeth are trying to escape through my ears. I’m not exaggerating.

I just ran a marathon in a sock. It was a disaster.

My back feels like it’s been hit by a truck and then set on fire.

2

it’s like your insides are doing a conga line and your outsides are crying

I ate spicy tacos at 3 AM. My mouth is on fire, my soul is dead.

My head feels like it’s been in a blender. Why? I don’t know.

This headache is so bad, I think my brain is trying to leave.

3

you’re one step away from screaming into the void and giving up on life

This pain is so bad, I’ve considered just dying right here.

I’m not even sure why I’m still breathing. It’s not worth it anymore.

My leg feels like it’s been run over by a bulldozer. I can’t even feel my toes.

4

you’re so broken you could be used as a doorstop and still complain about it

I just got hit by a car. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

My body is like a broken toaster. It doesn’t work, but it keeps trying.

I’ve been through hell and back, and this pain is the final boss.

5

it’s like you’re being tortured by your own body

My feet feel like they’ve been stepped on by elephants. I don’t even know how it happened.

This pain is so bad, I think my bones are screaming.

I just tried to sit down and it felt like a war broke out inside me.

6

you’re in so much pain you might as well be dead but still trying to live

I’m not alive, I’m just pretending. My body is giving up on me.

This pain is like being buried alive, but with more yelling.

If I had a dollar for every time my body tried to kill me, I’d be rich.