Pain in The Sack

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When someone is always trying to show off and make you look like a fool.

You post a picture of your cat and they post a picture of their cat doing yoga.

You say you can bench 100 pounds and they say they can bench 200 and it’s true.

You say you’re going to sleep and they say they’re going to stay up all night and then post a picture of their face at 3 AM.

That person who always has to be the best at everything, even when it doesn’t matter.

You finish your homework and they say they did theirs in 10 minutes and it took you an hour.

You get a B and they say they got an A and then they say it was easy.

You say you’re going to watch a movie and they say they’re going to rewatch their favorite movie and then they say it’s better than yours.

When someone is so full of themselves they think they’re the only one who matters.

You say you’re tired and they say they’re not tired and then they start doing push-ups.

You say you’re going to eat and they say they’re going to eat and then they eat three times as much as you.

You say you’re going to pass the test and they say they’re going to pass it and then they say they got a perfect score.

That person who always has to be better than you, even when you’re already good.

You say you got an A and they say they got an A+ and then they say it was easy.

You say you’re going to win the game and they say they’re going to win it and then they say they’re better than you.

You say you’re going to finish first and they say they’re going to finish first and then they say they’re faster than you.

When someone is always trying to prove they’re better than you, no matter what.

You say you like pizza and they say they like pizza and then they say they eat it every day and it’s their favorite.

You say you’re going to win and they say they’re going to win and then they say they’re going to win every time.

You say you’re going to be rich and they say they’re going to be rich and then they say they’re already rich.