Pain in the Fuck

My coworker keeps singing the same song during meetings. Pain in the fuck.

My mom texts me every hour. Pain in the fuck.

My dog eats my shoes and then stares at me like it did something noble. Pain in the fuck.

My neighbor's kid plays the trumpet at 3 a. m. Pain in the fuck.

My friend keeps asking me for money. Pain in the fuck.

My phone keeps dying at the worst times. Pain in the fuck.

My boss keeps giving me impossible tasks. Pain in the fuck.

My ex sends me messages at 2 a. m. Pain in the fuck.

My cat keeps knocking over my coffee. Pain in the fuck.

My classmate keeps talking during the movie. Pain in the fuck.

My brother eats the last piece of pizza every time. Pain in the fuck.

My teacher keeps giving pop quizzes. Pain in the fuck.

My mom keeps telling me I'm lazy. Pain in the fuck.

My friend keeps changing the subject every time I try to talk. Pain in the fuck.

My car keeps breaking down. Pain in the fuck.