Pain in the Ass with Benefits

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A fake friendship where one person just wants sex and lies about liking the friend part. It’s like a love-hate relationship with a side of bad decisions.
"I’m your best friend, and I’m also your biggest flex."
"We’re just hanging out. Why are you wearing a bra?"
"I’d rather be alone than be your fake friend."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A situation where someone pretends to be cool with you just so they can keep getting laid. It’s like a business deal, but instead of money, you get a stiffie.
"We’re partners in crime and in the bedroom."
"I’m not your friend. I’m your personal prostitute."
"I’m just here for the free drinks and the free dick."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friendship that only exists because one person is too lazy to end the relationship and just wants to keep getting laid. It’s like a marriage, but without the commitment and with more cum.
"We’re like a married couple, but I don’t have to cook."
"I’m not your girlfriend. I’m your roommate with better sex."
"I’m not in love. I’m just in love with your cock."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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