Pain Horse

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When your body feels like it’s on fire and you’re so sore you kick and scream like a kid who got locked in the closet.

I stepped on a nail and now I’m doing the can-can with my foot.

My back feels like it’s been hit by a truck and I’m doing the cha-cha of agony.

I ate three burgers and now I’m doing the worm in the middle of the park.

When your pain is so bad you’re jumping around like a madman who just saw his dog get run over by a bus.

I twisted my ankle and now I’m doing the wild goose chase in the grocery store.

My toothache made me dance like I was in a karate movie.

I got hit by a ball and now I’m doing the moonwalk of misery.

When you’re in so much pain you’re running around like a chicken with its head cut off and screaming like a banshee.

I burned my hand and now I’m running in circles like a lunatic.

My stomach hurt so bad I did the running man in the middle of the street.

I got a paper cut and now I’m doing the worm like it’s a competition.