Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stuff you drink when you're too drunk to remember your own name.

I drank 10 shots and now I think my dog is my mom.

My boss gave me a bonus and I used it all on this pain go bye-bye juice.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my cat wearing a hat.

2

The magical liquid that turns adults into babies who cry at everything.

I drank it and cried because my sock was inside out.

My brother turned into a toddler and started eating pizza crusts like they were gold.

I got so drunk I tried to talk to my fish.

3

The only thing that can make a grown man cry over a broken chair.

I drank it and cried because my chair had a scratch.

My friend spilled it and cried like his mom died.

I tried to drink it and it tasted like regret.

4

The reason you forgot your own birthday and wore pajamas to work.

I drank it and forgot my birthday. Also, I wore pajamas to the grocery store.

My coworker drank it and showed up to work in a tuxedo.

I drank it and tried to sing the national anthem in the shower.

5

The juice that turns your brain into a blender and your thoughts into soup.

I drank it and my brain felt like it was being chopped up.

My sister drank it and started talking to the ceiling.

I drank it and my thoughts were all over the place.

6

The drink that makes you forget your own face and try to flirt with your dog.

I drank it and tried to flirt with my dog. He blinked at me.

My brother drank it and asked my mom to marry him.

I drank it and thought my neighbor was a superhero.