Pain du Pain

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It's when your lover sucks your cock until it goes from hard as a rock to soft like a wet baguette. Then you whack them in the skull with your flabby meat and spray your cum all over their face like it's a crime.
My girlfriend turned my boner into a noodle and then I face-planted her with my noodle.
He sucked my cock so much it went limp, and I threw my cum in his eyes like it was a punishment.
My lover turned my stiff member into a soggy crumpet and I smacked her in the forehead with my crumpet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s when your lover goes from sucking your meat to making it look like a wet piece of bread, and then you hit them with your floppy meat like it’s a slapstick punchline.
She sucked my cock so much it turned to bread, and I hit her with my flabby bread like it was a joke.
My partner turned my hard stick into a soggy roll, and I bonked her in the head with my roll.
He sucked my meat until it was like a wet loaf, and I face-smacked him with my loaf.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It's when your lover turns your stiff member into a squishy baguette and then you drop your cum all over their face like it's a messy breakfast.
She made my stiff stick into a squishy baguette and I dropped my cum on her face like it was syrup.
He turned my hard meat into a soggy roll and I smeared my cum all over his face like it was a mess.
My lover turned my hard member into a wet loaf, and I splattered my cum on her face like it was a breakfast.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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