Pain check

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A pain check is like a rain check but for people who are constantly getting kicked by life and don't have the energy to complain

My doctor gave me a pain check because I couldn't even feel my own face today

I used my pain check to skip work and just stare at the ceiling

My mom got a pain check so she could scream into a pillow instead of me

A pain check is when you get a pass to be anywhere you want because you're too broken to do anything else

I got a pain check and went to the mall just to avoid my own thoughts

My friend used his pain check to sit in the back of the class and eat cereal

I got a pain check and just cried in the grocery store aisle

A pain check is like a golden ticket but for people who are too tired to even use it right

I used my pain check to take a nap during lunch and got in trouble

My pain check let me miss gym class and just sit in the nurse's office

I got a pain check and spent the whole day arguing with my dog