pain cave

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A brutal workout that beats you up like your ex’s cat after it gets high on your leftovers.
My pain cave is where I cry while doing burpees.
I went to the gym and my pain cave screamed at me.
I tried to do 50 push-ups and now my pain cave is laughing at me.
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A dark, smelly room in your house where you trap women who can’t walk straight after a few drinks.
My cousin’s pain cave smells like old pizza and regret.
I got dragged into my brother’s pain cave and it was a disaster.
My pain cave is just my basement with one bad light bulb.
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A cruel state of being that feels like you’ve been hit by a bus, drunk, and then screamed at by your mom.
After the party, my pain cave kicked me out.
I woke up with a pain cave and no coffee.
My pain cave is worse than my first day of school.
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A room in your house where you ride bikes like a mad man, or just pretend to be one.
My pain cave is just my basement with a bike and a curse.
I have a pain cave where I sweat more than my uncle at Christmas.
I turned my garage into a pain cave and now it’s haunted.
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A situation where you’re stuck with people who are worse than your old math teacher.
Working with my boss in the pain cave is like being tortured.
I have to do tasks for my pain cave and it’s a nightmare.
My pain cave is just my coworker and his bad coffee.
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